Friday, November 18, 2005

Top posh Tory in posh drug non-story

David Cameron has been bounced by Jeremy Paxman into admitting to drug use.

The problem with DC's alleged (well, confirmed now, it would appear) use of Class A substances is that everyone presumes it's cocaine. "Dave" is desperately attempting to shake off his posh-boy image, and a predilection for yuppie talc is not going to help.

Now, an expertly staged shot of him in a Toxteth crack den, or maybe renting himself for a few quid so he can feed his smack habit might convince the punters that he's just an ordinary bloke...

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